http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/08062009/5/carradine-killed-kung-fu-assassins-0.html
David Carradine was killed because he was investigating kung fu crime lords, his family have suggested.
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Some secrets should just stay secret I guess. Yes, we have reached the *WTF* moment in this week's episode...
Or maybe Carradine really did just die of auto-erotic asphyxia while wearing lingerie, stockings and a wig. It happens.
For some reason there's no glory in masturbating yourself to death with a rope around your neck and genitals. But if Carradine had died banging some gorgeous Hollywood broad there'd be back-slapping aplenty in the press even as I write this.
Solo sex is shameful. However, dying with some woman at the end of your cock is Über-Macho. Good to know...
Nitey night, Kwai Chang Caine.
